They want a story - a story? I write the shit
That I find very amusing cause all the other fuckin’ stories are boring
It’s really awkward to know, that a bunch of kids do adore me
It’s like I fathered these fuckers, so you won’t find me on Maury
I’m still a kid in my heart, so I have a problem maturing
But it will come from experiences and shit I see touring
I’m like a bird when I’m soaring, really high
And I’m really horny, from watching this porn.. nope,